A Story for An Examination

So, this is the story that i wil use on my practical examinantion @smasta on 5th March 2012.
I hope you'll enjoy it as i  smile all the time i read it, hahahaha. So, take a comfort seat and start your laugh muscle to work, hahaha

Weight Loss Program Story

            Once in Poway, California, there lived a man who had a problem with his weight. He wanted to get the best and most defective weight loss program since he was really fat. So, one day he called a weight loss company to order a 5-days/10 pounds weight loss.

The next day, there was a knock on the door and there stood before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 years old girl. She dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes. She introduced herself as a representative of the weight loss company. A sign was around her neck. The sign read, “If you can catch me, you can have me!” So without a second thought, he took off after her and tried to catch her. However, a few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gave up.

The next four days, the same girl showed up with the same sign on her neck and the same thing happened. On the fifth day, he weighed himself and was delighted to find that he had lost 10 pounds as promised.

He felt satisfied and called the company and ordered the 5-days/20 pounds program. The next day, there was a knock at the door and there stood the most stunning and beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life. She was wearing NOTHING but a pair of Reebok running shoes. There was a sign around her neck that read, “If you can catch me, I’ll be yours!” Well, he ran out the door after her like a shot. This girl was in excellent shape and he did his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happened with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighed himself, he discovered that he had lost another 20 pounds as promised. Again he felt satisfied with that program.

Thinking that he might get a prettier girl than the previous ones by ordering the higher level program, he decided to call the company to order the 7-days/50 pounds program. “Are you sure?” asked the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.” He replied, “Absolutely, I haven’t felt this good in years.” So the next day there was a knock at the door. Much to his surprise, instead of getting a pretty girl standing before him, he found a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but a pair of pink running shoes. There was a sign around his neck that read,” If I catch you, you are mine!!!”